When I say I’m Broke – I’M BROKE !!!
A little old lady
answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good
morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’
‘Go away!’ said
the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the
young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open…
‘Don’t b e too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ And with
that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder. 'The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me
get you a fork, ‘cause they cut off my electricity this morning.’
