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When I say I’m Broke – I’M BROKE !!!

A little old lady
answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good
morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’

‘Go away!’ said
the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the
young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open…

‘Don’t b e too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ And with
that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder. 'The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me
get you a fork, ‘cause they cut off my electricity this morning.’

Man må da håbe den også kunne køre på batteri så -xxrotflmao -xxrotflmao -xxrotflmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lovlæ! -høhø :smiley:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL og fy føj da GGG

-høhø

HAHAHAHA!!!

så ku han da lære det ku han :slight_smile:

Nemlig -thumbs så ifremtiden når ældre damer fortæller jeg noget, så lyt til dem -høhø

Jamen jeg lytter da altid til dig og Karen… FNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

-smutter -smutter
Skynder mig ud af tråden… nu falder der dallerbakker -what

-muhaha …-lyside …-bangbang …-riprip

PS der står Annette på gravstenen